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Prepare for trouble!
Scope out the Hubble!
To protect the world from devastation!
To catch a one-hundred-and-first dalmation!
To get this pile of garbage disposed of…
And just to let you know thereof!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Just surrender now, alright?
Meowth… Ehh, let's try something else…